me at a straight boy’s house
boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u
"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]
This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.
Yes, i’m half mom and half dad.
How often is your dad “working late”?
the official “I have chlamydia and so will you” outfit of college
this is real
This is Belen, my good friend’s Bernese Mountain Dog. She is a tomboy who loves to wrestle, take naps, and lick your whole entire face. One of my favorite dogs, ever.
Ed! on a dinosaur