britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

not-my-j0y-division:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]

This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.

not-my-j0y-division:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]

This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.

Are you mixed?
Anonymous

optimistic-pessimisim:

Yes, i’m half mom and half dad.

how often do you have sex?
Anonymous

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

swolizard:

the official “I have chlamydia and so will you” outfit of college

swolizard:

the official “I have chlamydia and so will you” outfit of college

ridingthescree:

this is real

ridingthescree:

this is real

Dick small but mah heart big :)
Anonymous

swolizard:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

my life motto

my dick weak but my credit strong

handsomedogs:

This is Belen, my good friend’s Bernese Mountain Dog. She is a tomboy who loves to wrestle, take naps, and lick your whole entire face. One of my favorite dogs, ever. 

handsomedogs:

This is Belen, my good friend’s Bernese Mountain Dog. She is a tomboy who loves to wrestle, take naps, and lick your whole entire face. One of my favorite dogs, ever. 

twosillycorgis:

Ed! on a dinosaur