anonymous asked: Someone who uses ‘females’ to refer to human women: really creepily sexist? Just checking.
Somehow anytime that actually gets said out loud it’s like a billion times more dehumanizing than saying woman. What a weird coincidence.
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
with father and boyfriend at family dinner
me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.
petition for the heavenly father to strike down anyone who says thrift shop man’s name from this point forward
it never leads to anything good
I’m gonna start referring to opinions like “Kim Kardashian makes me lose faith in humanity” and “Macklemore is the first person to take a stand against the homophobia in hip hop” as BuzzFeedisms
Like, if I were to pretend as a joke that I don’t understand why Macklemore was hailed as the first or most prominent artist to speak out against homophobia the same goddamn year Frank Ocean comes out, Jay-Z releases a statement of support for it and Angel Haze continues speaking about her experiences within the spectrums of gender and sexuality on her mixtapes (to name just a few notable moves in 2012), the punchline would of course be that I absolutely understand why that’s the case and am pretending to not know for the sake of the joke
Do you want to take a stab at how that joke would end
THE POWER OF THE VAGINA
look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it
Amazing.
omfg dat ass grab yo
According to House rules, when you submit a bill you also have to submit a document detailing what part of the Constitution gives you the authority to pass legislation. This was a recent Republican addition to the House rules and they often attempt to call out Democrats for what they see as misinterpretations of Constitutional authority.
However, when it comes to a Woman’s right to choose, they have no problem breaking this rule. Even though the Supreme Court settled this debate in 1973.
