The Fugees - Ready or Not
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lilbasedthebgod:

Fugees- Ready or Not

Mom talk.
My mother: I just hope you don't get pregnant any time soon. That would make everything so much harder.
Me: I know, mom. We're very careful.
My mother: how careful?
Me: we're.. anal about it.
My mother: LUCA GALINA CARINA MISCHKE!!!
miscegene:

WHERE IS THE LIE

miscegene:

WHERE IS THE LIE

handsomedogs:

Chip love/hates swimming. 

handsomedogs:

Chip love/hates swimming. 

40514294s:

mediamattersforamerica:

How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning. 

female dos and donts

ufswo:

A suicide note that reads “How come we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

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ruinedchildhood:

When bae hasn’t replied in 5 mins

Como chingas.
Ancient Mexican Proverb (via karinavonpeet)
tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

stacksbreadup:


This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

piragon:

When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.

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vinebox:

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